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Dear sir,
Today I sent the following note to the White House:
"Dear President Biden:
I can understand your frustration with the campaign style of your opponent, but I question the wisdom of employing his own tactics against him. In my closet is a sweatshirt that bears this message: MANURE OCCURETH. Of course it does. However, no one should expect to win a wrestling match with a pig who gleefully has rolled in manure for most of his life. Please take the high road as you seek reelection.
Sincerely yours,
SANFORD K.H. WRIGHT,
Alpena