I have a solution for the divisions that are crippling our country. Let’s begin by dismissing all the court cases pending against Donald Trump. Let’s admit that his total asses are what he claims them to be. Then, let’s assist him in purchasing the Candian province of Nunavut. There he can set up his own monarchy where devoted followers can crown him King Donald the First.

Such a move would allow millions of Trumpers to emigrate to a kingdom where there would be no governmental interference. Taxes would be nearly non-existent because there’d be no super-highways to build or maintain. No military to fund. No foreign aid requests. No welfare freeloaders. No student loans. And certainly no crime.

The citizens of the perfect kingdom could support themselves by building a magnificent resort on the shores of Hudson Bay. Call it Polar Lago. Cruise ships will break through the ice to provide memorable visits for summer tourists.

Additional benefits would include the possibility of building walls across all their borders with the Northwest Territories and the province of Manitoba. That would prevent people of inferior races from slipping in to pollute the Nunavut gene pool. From within, protection from the few remaining members of the Native American nations could be guaranteed by gathering them together on manageable reservations.

In matters of health care, those with major illnesses could be placed onto ice floes for transfer to the eternal kingdom.

Who knows what would happen to those of us who are so unenlightened that we want “none of it” (King Donald’s empire)? We might note the astounding success there and clamor to be a part of it.

SANFORD WRIGHT,

Alpena