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We Could Call It… DEMOCRACY!

A Republican, a Democrat and an Independent walk into a bar. The bartender asks what they want. The Republican and Democrat order some black label over-priced whiskey. The Independent just orders a glass of water. The discussion turns to politics, quiet at first, but grows into the Democrat ...

One handed cupboards

How long does it take you to set your table for meals? Do you reach into your cupboards and pull out what you need without moving a lot of other dishes? I’d like to explain an easy “one handed” method to make this job as simple as possible. Do you have two or three different types of ...

Celebrity roasts are about as funny as smallpox

There was a time when celebrity roasts were built on the tiniest shred of wit, driven not by a desire to be as offensive as possible but to poke fun at uncomfortable truths packaged in genuine humor and delivered with enough intelligence to make even the roastee laugh. But today's generation of roasts -- now hosted by Netflix for ungodly amounts of money -- are about as far from comedy as they could possibly be. No, they're just algorithmic outrage factories, populated by attention whores. The latest example of this pattern was Netflix's roast of Kevin Hart, who is clearly willing to ...

The hantavirus cruise: a ship of fools

On April 1, 114 guests and 61 crew members, unaware of the presence of a killer virus among them, boarded the MV Hondius. That ship has earned the moniker "Ship of Fools." Because of the top brass's reckless disregard of infection control principles, the ship's passengers and thousands of ...