If I like my car, I can keep my car. At least that's what they said. I had a really nice car. But, the government car company came and took it from me the other day. They offered me another car. They called it, Obamacar. They told me this car would be much better than any car I had ever owned before. I protested that they told me I could keep my car if I liked it. I was told I must have misunderstood. What they say they really said was that I could keep my car if I liked it until I put gas in it. They said I should give Obamacar a try.