Too many artificial nipples.

Ever try to pull a baby or a puppy off a nipple? It's a challenge, but it can be done. Our lawmakers have loaded down every nipple our mother country had, then proceded to install artificial nipples all over her. She's got nipples protruding from her eyelids and forehead for crying out loud. It makes her look weird. I don't think America should have nipples on her forehead. It's freakish and embarrassing. Momma needs some plastic surgery...yep, cut off the n-i-p-s and cut up the credit card. Momma might also need a new pair of shoes, so she can stride into the future without picking up so many thorns in her feet. Eeech, oooch...ouch.

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