Giant Scissors. Yep.

Say, I have a new theory. Instead of the endless appeals for death row, deadman walkers, food and housing for 20 years…I, RS, humbly propose a giant pair of scissors, to be used within a minute or two after a death penalty conviction. It would go like this: “We the jury, pronounce this scoundrel guilty“. The guilty is then escorted into the giant scissors which immediately cut the sonofaB in half. Simple Scissor Savings.

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